Los Santos residents look forward to new links with Bournemouth

It has been announced today that Bournemouth is to be twinned with Los Santos next year as town hall chiefs strive to be seen to be modern. The two cities have a lot in common including 7 miles of golden sands, and a land train, though is is not clear if Los Santos will proceed with their Air Festival next year as their residents are all sick of it.
The Mayor of Los Santos said: “Both our cities can learn a lot from each other. We have complete restriction on under 18 year olds entering or city for instance, and we have cycle lanes along the seafront. Ideas Bournemouth might wanna try.”
There are some distinct differences between the cities though, namely with a population of just 180,000, Bournemouth is not a city, whereas Los Santos has over 13 million residents – or players as they like to be called.

One thing The Mayor of Los Santos said he will be keen to find out about is the Bournemouth approach to tackling vehicle crime.  He said “It is rife in Los Santos, and it is a mystery as to why, in spite of all our attempts it continues to blight our city.”
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