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Tories to announce new ‘Grammar Hospitals’ plan

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IMG_0575New plans for ‘grammar hospitals’ are expected in the budget today in a plan to allow more freedom in the way hospitals are run. Theresa May made the announcement saying that this will “ensure that the best hospitals can offer the best treatment to the best people”.

‘The new grammar hospitals will select their patients using special health tests which will help doctors pick patients with little wrong with them. Dr Do-little a supporter of the grammar hospitals welcomed the announcement saying: “by selecting our patients we can pick the healthiest people. We believe the overall health of the patients we treat will be much better, we will very quickly become the best hospital in the country.