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Vaping craze causes smog – and it’s going to get worse

Vaping craze causes smog – and it’s going to get worse

Most of the UK has been hit by swathes of thick fog as the trend towards vaping hit new post Christmas highs with cloud chasers turning their voltage up to the max. The sweet smelling mist has caused low visibility across the South East, South West and Midlands with some areas hit more severely with […]

Cliff throws itself into the sea in bid to keep sand local

Cliff throws itself into the sea in bid to keep sand local

In an unprecedented move last night , a Bournemouth cliff dramatically threw itself into the sea in a bid to save the resorts seven miles of golden sand from foreign grains. Sources close to the cliff said it has been complaining for some time, it reportedly said “You look out at the sand replenishment schemes […]

Bournemouth to be twinned with Los Santos

Bournemouth to be twinned with Los Santos

It has been announced today that Bournemouth is to be twinned with Los Santos next year as town hall chiefs strive to be seen to be modern. The two cities have a lot in common including 7 miles of golden sands, and a land train, though is is not clear if Los Santos will proceed with […]

HS2 to include ‘Noddy’ route

HS2 to include ‘Noddy’ route

The HS2 route will be extended to a suburb of Bournemouth by 2021. The announcement to be made in today’s budget, will see the HS2 route diverted to take in dog walkers paradise Hengistbury Head in a shock move expected to add 2 hours to the journey time from London to Manchester. The 50 billion […]

Volunteers clean up beach for Conservative photo-shoot

Volunteers clean up beach for Conservative photo-shoot

Scores of volunteer litter pickers glowed with pride today on finding that their beach cleaning efforts had left Boscombe beach suitable for a promotional photo shoot.   Just hours after local community members fought cold winds to clear the beach of storm debris, the seafront became a set for the shoot. The stars of the […]

Female brains are just a scribbled multicoloured mess reveals science study

Female brains are just a scribbled multicoloured mess reveals science study

Scientists undertaking research at the University of Science published their results today in the Journal of Brains. The study looked at the difference between male brains and female brains, with expert brain scientists studying the differences. Scientist, Professor Brains, explained how the study worked: “Brain scientists took photocopies of brains and a packet of felt […]