Revellers descending on the south coast for the 2015 Bournemouth Air Show will see traffic eased with an innovative ‘park and fly’ service. Tourists arriving by car will be diverted to a temporary airport in Redhill, where they will be able to park their car and beat the traffic queues. The new Redhill airport will […]
The first Bournemouth submarine festival got off to a successful start according to town hall tourism bosses. The three day festival which opened yesterday and continues throughout today and bank holiday Monday kicked off with a magnificent sub-aquatic display in Bournemouth’s Poole bay. The display by the ‘Upholder class diesel-electric hunter-killer display team’ potentially […]
The market for Kitsch religious tat is now purely ironic according to nuns in Rome. The nuns who have been running religious tat shop at the Vatican for 2014 years said: “We only sell our Jesus and Mary memorabilia to people who think they are being ironic these days. People who are actually religious tend […]
The HS2 route will be extended to a suburb of Bournemouth by 2021. The announcement to be made in today’s budget, will see the HS2 route diverted to take in dog walkers paradise Hengistbury Head in a shock move expected to add 2 hours to the journey time from London to Manchester. The 50 billion […]
Millions of men will be taking part in #upyourbumwednesay today – a worthy and serious campaign to encourage men to go and get their prostate checked. In a fun and not at all degrading move, they will then submit a photo of them having it done! Men are encouraged to show off their #pokeypiccy online […]
Scores of volunteer litter pickers glowed with pride today on finding that their beach cleaning efforts had left Boscombe beach suitable for a promotional photo shoot. Just hours after local community members fought cold winds to clear the beach of storm debris, the seafront became a set for the shoot. The stars of the […]