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1 in 2 thought Brexit was a new cereal.

England tries to google it’s way out of brexit after realising vote was not a marketing campaign for a new cereal. Joe Bananas was quoted as saying, ‘we get so many of these offers in the post I just thought that the EU was a bit like nestle or something. I did wonder why so […]

pint of bitter commits suicide rather than be seen drunk by Boris

pint of bitter commits suicide rather than be seen drunk by Boris

A pint of bitter has unceremoniously thrown itself of Beachy Head, it was heard crying out, “You’ll not get me Boris” as it fell from the cliff top. A pub landlord was reported as saying: ‘It is hardly surprising, these wine drinking, cheese snorters, keep coming into our pubs, pouring pints, having their picture taken […]