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Brainless swarm in their thousands to Bournemouth Wheels festival

Brainless swarm in their thousands to Bournemouth Wheels festival

With the Bournemouth Wheels Festival just days away, boasting beach arena demonstrations from rally cars and fantastic military vehicles, as well as displays from the Army. Thousands of giant brainless ‘Barrel Jellyfish’ have been massing along the Dorset coast. It is not clear why the creatures, who are also spineless, would choose ‘the UK’s biggest wheels-themed family event with […]

Increasing numbers of hut settlers sighted at Mudeford

Increasing numbers of hut settlers sighted at Mudeford

The annual migration of hut settlers has started again this year as pairs of simple folk have been sighted hauling their few belongings to the popular Mudeford encampment. The settlers live in the most primitive conditions without basic sanitation, and with only rudimentary cooking facilities. They share a simple standpipe which provides cold running water and an austere brick […]

Fossils ready to leave Jurassic coast if off-shore windfarm goes ahead

Fossils ready to leave Jurassic coast if off-shore windfarm goes ahead

Fossils embedded in 95 miles of Jurassic Coast in England are likely to leave if a planned off-shore wind farm goes ahead it has emerged. The off-shore wind farm, due to be built 14.6 kilometres (or 9.1 miles) from Swanage, has angered the fossils who fear they may be able to see the wind turbines […]

Children disappointed by birthday trip to Reading Watch Shop

Children disappointed by birthday trip to Reading Watch Shop

A party of children were bitterly disappointed this weekend by a trip to the Reading Watch Shop.  Seven year old Jayden had begged is mum to take him to the all white theme park following an intensive advertising campaign over Christmas. His mum Stacey said: “Jayden was so exited about Watch Shop and begged us […]

Children disappointed by birthday trip to Reading Watch Shop

Children disappointed by birthday trip to Reading Watch Shop

A party of children were bitterly disappointed this weekend by a trip to the Reading Watch Shop.  Seven year old Jayden had begged is mum to take him to the all white theme park following an intensive advertising campaign over Christmas. His mum Stacey said: “Jayden was so exited about Watch Shop and begged us […]

Middle Earth sees boom in plastic surgery

Middle Earth sees boom in plastic surgery

AT her clinic on Park Avenue, Middle Earth, Cosmetic surgeon Dr Dirok Sorh has seen increasing requests for procedures ranging from toeplasty and ear reconstruction to complete facial remodelling. Dr Dirok has been criticised for promoting unachievable goals of beauty, but she claims her cosmetic surgery centres give people confidence and in some cases can lead to a more active life. Take a look at our gallery and […]

Mixed reports on ‘being Marcus Edgar’

Mixed reports on ‘being Marcus Edgar’

The cosplay craze – ‘being Marcus Edgar’ swept through Bournemouth last night leaving participants with mixed opinions on what life as Marcus Edgar might be like. Itchy, hot and slightly hungry One bearded participant reported a distinct feeling of unease: “I feel Itchy, hot and slightly hungry “however I can empathise with him so much more now” […]

Clare Byam-Cook still talking despite specialist advice

Clare Byam-Cook still talking despite specialist advice

Many mothers have found that the benefits of listening to Claire Byam-Cook are ‘virtually negligible’, however the former midwife and self styled ‘breastfeeding specialist’ appeared on ‘This Morning’ yesterday and seems to have no plans to stop talking any time soon.

Mayhem as Black Friday begins: Brits clash in supermarkets while trying to give thanks

Mayhem as Black Friday begins: Brits clash in supermarkets while trying to give thanks

Fights have broken out in several UK supermarkets and major retail websites have crashed under ‘huge demand’ as British people desperately try to give thanks for their electrical goods. Videos have emerged showing shoppers fighting in stores and clambering over each other amid scenes of mayhem, as they desperately try to thank the distributors of […]

Tesco 2014 Christmas advert parody

Tesco 2014 Christmas advert parody

Tesco 2014 Christmas advert parody, Merry Christmas to all, whatever supermarket you choose for your festive purchases. see the original:

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