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Osborne plans to make all people academies by 2022.

Mr Osborne will announce today that people must either have converted to academy status themselves by…

Children disappointed by birthday trip to Reading Watch Shop

A party of children were bitterly disappointed this weekend by a trip to the Reading Watch…

Middle Earth sees boom in plastic surgery

AT her clinic on Park Avenue, Middle Earth, Cosmetic surgeon Dr Dirok Sorh has seen increasing requests…

Embarrassment for Bank of England as wrong file goes to print

Embarrassment for Bank of England as wrong file goes to print There are red faces all over at the Royal Mint Drawing Department today as the wrong fonts have been printed on the new £5 notes. Money Artists commissioned by the Bank of England have admitted this…

1 in 2 thought Brexit was a new cereal.

1 in 2 thought Brexit was a new cereal. England tries to google it’s way out of brexit after realising vote was not a marketing campaign for a new cereal. Joe Bananas was quoted as saying, ‘we get so many of these offers in the…

pint of bitter commits suicide rather than be seen drunk by Boris

pint of bitter commits suicide rather than be seen drunk by Boris A pint of bitter has unceremoniously thrown itself of Beachy Head, it was heard crying out, “You’ll not get me Boris” as it fell from the cliff top. A pub landlord was reported as saying: ‘It…